About the Event

Welcome to the signup sheet for the 4th Annual Truck Route Trek 50k and 26.2 Mile Fun Run. Don’t kid yourself. This is going to suck. It’s ugly, inhospitable and probably dangerous but it’s also cheap and if you want an easy first 50k and/or marathon distance of equal stupidity, no - this is a dumb idea. Don’t do this. You’ll regret it. Last year we only had two runners and I was one of them. Imagine having to listen to me babble like a knife wielding speed freak all day long. The other runner is now an emotional wreck who had to move out of Tallahassee. If, however, you still want to do this - you’re an idiot -with no friends and nothing better to do on a perfectly good Saturday morning but you’ll fit in swimmingly. Remember, this is a semi-FAT ASS event. Look it up but basically we provide no aid, no t-shirt (This is now a big fat lie. The race director was shamed into providing t-shirts.) The and tolerate no whining. It isn’t grounds for ejection but will incur massive amounts of verbal abuse.

Rules of the Road

1. We only go as fast as the slowest runner. If this is a problem you can a) not come or b) just leave. It’s okay.
2. If you can’t run the distance, mostly, please consider doing something else that day. See rule one though if you decide to press on. There is no sag wagon. You’re adult. Make a call.
3. Everyone who drops will receive the Mark of Shame©. You don’t want this.
4. There are bunches of aid stations along the way. They don’t have GU. You’ll need a credit card and some anti-skeezy gas station bathroom stuff for your hands.
5. We will only provide emotional support. Deal with it and you will be much happier. We love you, really.
6. All runners will receive a swag bag and those that finish will receive a finisher’s award.