Saturday, Apr 20, 2019 @ 10:00 AM

Run with the Goats

Jacob Ct.

Kennewick, WA 50K Light, 50K Beer, 50K Sober

This Event Took Place Sat. Apr 20, 2019

Covid stuff

Covid rules:
If you're not feeling well, STAY HOME.
Face masks must be worn when we are gathered in a group at the start. This means during check-in, during the pre-race briefing, standing in line for the porta-potty, and while you're getting another beer refill. This rule is not open for debate.
If you are scattered around the yard and are more than 6-feet from someone that is not a member of your household you don't have to have it on.
"How do I drink my beverage with a mask on?" Simple. Move 6-feet away from everyone, pull down your mask, drink, run, repeat. Same rule goes for eating.

2021 rules

Hello all,
If you were already registered for the 2020 race you should've received an email (dated Feb.9th) inviting you to sign up for 2021 for free. If you didn't get that email please reach out to the Race Director ASAP! To guarantee your spot you need to re-register before April 1.
If you were not registered for the 2020 event registration opens up April 1st. Unclaimed spots will be open for the taking starting then. Once we hit 50 entrants registration will close and the waitlist will open.
If you were on the waitlist for the 2020 race you will have to register again. The waitlist does not roll over.
2021 race update:
We will NOT be having a potluck like we have in years past. Because of the virus you must bring your own food. NO sharing!
We will supply sanitizing equipment and you will be required to sanitize the beer tap every time you refill your cup.
While we are gathered in a group you will be required to wear a face mask. NO arguing. NO exceptions.
More info will be shared as soon as we know.
As always, thank you for choosing our local, home-grown race. This race is 100% volunteer and is a true labor of love. Having you join us means a lot.
Fingers crossed 2021 is better for everyone.
Stay healthy and keep training!
Jason and Joel

The details!

Hello goat fans!
Welcome to the THIRD annual Run With The Goats 50K!
The rules are as follows: There are three divisions, "Beers", “Lights”, and "Sobers". Runners in the Beers and Lights category must have a ride home arranged for them.
When the race starts at 10:00 AM the “beers” must drink a 16 oz. beer and then complete a 4.5-mile trail run (the “Lights” must drink a 12 oz. beer). After the first 4.5 miles you have the option of either having another beer and continuing on for another 4.5 miles, or dropping out. Only those entrants that complete all 7 laps (and drink 1 beer before each lap) for a total of 31 miles and 7 beers will be granted an official "finish". All others will receive a "DNF" (did not finish).
The “sobers” follow the same rules but they shall drink 12 oz. of a fizzy non-alcoholic beverage of their choice before each lap. Why? Because belching while running is funny. There are some that maintain that the “sobers” have it rougher than the beer drinkers (sober runners supply their own fizzy drinks).
“Light” entrants will be tracked separately from the “beers” and “sobers”, so we have 3 separate finishing categories.
Unlike most races DNF's are encouraged! Don't feel bad about dropping out in this race, just hang around and enjoy some food, drink and friendship, and heckle those that are silly enough to press on!
The race is being held entirely on the single track trails located in Reata Canyon just outside of Richland city limits. There is an easement over the trails so we are allowed to use them, but please remember to be respectful as the trails are located entirely on private property. Be unfailingly nice to the property owners should you meet one. Other people and/or their horses may be using the trails that day too. Please be nice and warn other hikers and their horses if you are running up behind them. Horses do NOT like to be surprised.
This is not an “easy” route either. The full 50K distance has 4,280’ of climbing! That’s over 600’ per lap.

More Important stuff, keep reading!

Since the whole race is on single track trails and we are expecting 50 runners, stay to the right when you meet a fellow runner head on, and also pass on the left after announcing "on your left". Proper trail etiquette will earn you bonus points! Granted these points are completely worthless, but it’s nice to have them.
The start/finish is located on private property (AKA “Joel’s house”). That's where the beer and party will be. Joel and his lovely wife have graciously and foolishly allowed us to use their front & back yard for our start/finish and beer drinking needs. Please be respectful, be clean, and offer to help clean up the mess afterwards!
We will have porta-potties at the start and a fire pit too.
If the weather is nasty we will set up a wall tent with a fire pit inside it. If you have a wall tent feel free to bring it too. The more warmth we have the longer runners will stick around.
Yes, Joel does have two lovely goats that live in his backyard and if everyone follows the rules he will let them out for a while to visit with all of us. However, given that they are herd animals they can’t participate in the race itself. That many strange people going that many directions will confuse and upset them (they’re used to having these trails to themselves).
All entrants will receive a custom pint glass!
All "beer" and "light" entrants should have a designated driver, an Uber, or carpool with a "sober" entrant. Don’t be dumb. Dumb people will not be allowed to participate in future Nomad events.
The price for "beer" and "light" entrants includes all beer and a custom pint glass. “Sobers” will also get a pint glass to keep but need to bring their own fizzy non-alcoholic beverages.
Remember, the race is capped at 50 entrants so don’t dilly dally! (waitlisters will be invited as spots open up. The waitlist is first come, first serve)
Happy runnin!! Jason

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