HELLS DELLS 50k
Dropkicking your soul, stealing your mom, and giving your brother a wedgie for a third straight year. A bare bones, no bullsh*t, Dr. Seussified fat-ass for the hardcores. It's the Satan’s devil-horned love letter to Prescott and our fallen canines who inspired this romp.
Think Antelope Canyon on that good good. Think Hunter S Thompson on skeleton dust. Think Pee-wee Herman on slick rock. Think Fred Flintstone’s gazebo on David Lee Roth’s aura. HELLS DELLS be dat.
Mic drop your boring ass day and sign up now. Unknown number of spots available. Get in where you fit in or wait and get shook. This cult-classic gathering is for the love of the game and cuz I can never give back what the trails and community have given me. Keepin deets on the low low so we can’t get sh*t from anybody. And if you really want in and there doesn’t seem to be a path, reach out.
Down and Dirty Details:
Run Day- April 24, 2027 @ 7:00 am
Race Stats- 30.6 mi/3300 ft gain/loss
- 2 Stocked Reaper Stations, drop bag options and after race vibes
- One continuous loop with an added lollipop with 29.5 unique miles.
- Pre and Post Race Pictures
- Hard ass race with large portions of slick rock, but reasonable cutoffs.
- Dem 15 bones you put down for this slaying is your placeholder for this shindig. You get it back at race check-in or you can donate it to the the Satan’s “to HELL with taxes” fund.
- Enough Devils, Reapers and Plague Doctors to make you piss your bloomers.
More details on the website. Stay bewared. We out there and fixin to be the best problem errybody ever had.
Event's current local time: 3:00 PM MT
