HELLS DELLS 50k
Stealing your mom, spitting in your dad’s Doritos bag, making your grandpa crap his knickers, and giving your brother a heinous wedgie for a third straight year. A fatass with attitude. It's the Satan’s devil-horned love letter to Prescott and our fallen canines who inspired this romp.
This is a stand-alone adventure, not associated with any of the other Dells-related shenanigans. We stand for everything opposite of those. No shade, just ain’t our shizz.
Think Antelope Canyon on that good-good. Think Salvador Dali on tic-tacs and Ecto-cooler. Think Pee-wee Herman boogieing on slick rock. Think Camille Herron on OnlyFan….. sh*t, that didn’t age well. Think Fred Flintstone’s gazebo on David Lee Roth’s aura. HELLS DELLS be dat.
Unknown/Limited number of spots available. Get in before we go underground, even further and go lottery/invite only. This cult-classic is for the love of the game and cuz I can never give back what the trails and community have given me. Keepin deets on the low low so we can’t get any dog-dingle from anybody. We want this shindig small, and rowdy, and not for our profit, because that’s the crowd we want to hang with all day.
We want these trail shenanigans to last forever and with other outings invading our turf, the Satans wanna give you a reason why romping around our course is unique and worth your effort. During registration, all entrants will have to answer why they want to fat-ass around with us. You will be waitlisted until Satan reads your answer and deems it legit enough. If so, you will be enabled to sign up. Past racers will also get priority as they have shown their badassery and know what we doin here. If you’re butt-hurt about writing a couple of sentences to get into a free race in a stunning place and get free grub and trinkets? Kick rocks, this ain’t your shiz. But if you’re down, let’s get down. Waitlist acceptance will move quickly….. unless your answer is some pewp.
Down and Dirty Details:
Run Day- April 24, 2027 @ 7:00 am
Race Stats- 30.6 mi/3300 ft gain/loss
- 2 Stocked Reaper Stations, drop bag options and after race vibes
- One continuous loop with an added lollipop with 29.5 unique miles.
- Pre and Post Race crappy cellphone pictures
- An ass-punch of a course with large portions of slick rock, but reasonable cutoffs.
- The 15 duckets you put down for this slaying is your placeholder for this shindig. You get it back at race check-in or you can donate it to the the Satan’s “to HELL with taxes” fund.
- Enough Devils, Reapers and Plague Doctors to make you piss your bloomers.
More details on the website. Stay bewared. We out here fam, and we fixin to be the best problem errybody ever had. We aren’t looking to steal your salary or be something we aren’t. Just a devil fam spreading love into the universe by smearing your face in a good-ass time.
Event's current local time: 6:19 PM MT
