RAIDERS OF THE LOST ART
Legend tells of a squirrel emperor who lived eons ago and ruled over a great civilization of artists. The source of his power and creativity was a golden acorn. The emperor and acorn were lost to time. But now evil boring people, led by the dreaded grammar nazis are after it's power! To find it you will need the help of the legendary artist Texas Jones. Unfortunately, we couldn't get her. So we got her brother. With his help you will search for grails, arks, magic rocks, and the lost power of creativity of the golden acorn! Also, ya know, 11.5-12.5 miles running up and back down a mountain. And probably snakes.
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